Married life teaches one valuable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them.
~ Jefferson Machamer
The honeymoon is the vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experianced pain
and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner
When a man and a woman marry, they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.
and my fav;
Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
~ Rabbi H. Schachtel